Commonality between the world, the internet, the big bang, and mushrooms

And Gore said, "Let there be web content," and there was web content.

¹In the beginning Gore created the internet and cyberspace. ²Now the internet was empty and connectionless, darkness was in the minds of users, and the intelligence of Gore was pondering over the emptiness.

³And Gore said, "Let there be web content," and there was web content. ⁴Gore saw that the web content was good, and he separated the good web content from the bad web content. ⁵Gore called the good web content "G," and the bad web content he called "XXX." And there was "PG," and there was "R"—the first day.

—AL GORE

What really happened

¹In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. ²Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.

³And God said, "Let there be light," and there was light. ⁴God saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness. ⁵God called the light "day," and the darkness he called "night." And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.

—GENESIS 1:1-5

What we are misled to believe

In the beginning there was a really big bang. Yeah, and, uh, we all materialized out of that bang-thingy.

—WHITE TRENCHCOATS

What Meaty says

Are toilet plungers from a parallel universe? Where do fingernail clippings go? Wow, pass me those 'shrooms again!

—MEATY

The moral?

Al Gore created the internet, God created the world, scientists like to brag, and the rest of us don't give a damn!

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